This is brilliant and, as such, unsafe for work. But enjoy.
You might be confused after hearing Goodell’s press conference.
That’s because the commissioner of the NFL needs a translator. I’ll offer my services. Here’s what he said:
“Fuck you. It doesn’t matter what I say or do, whom I care about, loathe or feel indifferent about. You will still tune in. You will still buy my sponsors’ products. So be pissed off if you want. The network carrying the Super Bowl will announce its price for advertisements shortly. Again, fuck you.”